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Old September 10th, 2012, 09:41 PM   #1
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... but I suspect you already knew that.
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Old September 10th, 2012, 10:03 PM   #2
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... but I suspect you already knew that.
I don't see why this is in the humor forum?
I work very hard at being such a wanker, and take it extremely seriously!
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Old September 10th, 2012, 10:17 PM   #4
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Old September 10th, 2012, 10:23 PM   #5
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Avery, didn't your parents tell you that too much winking will send you blind?
At least in one eye!
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Old September 10th, 2012, 10:48 PM   #6
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I don't see why this is in the humor forum?
I work very hard at being such a wanker, and take it extremely seriously!
I agree. We should demand that "they" create a Very Serious Skaters forum that is open to only the seriously wanked.

Mods - Make it so and tear down this post!
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Old September 10th, 2012, 10:57 PM   #7
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At least in one eye!
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Old September 11th, 2012, 12:10 AM   #8
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I've always considered wanker to be masculine. Is there a feminine form of wanker?
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Old September 11th, 2012, 12:23 AM   #9
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Old September 11th, 2012, 12:32 AM   #10
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You just HAD to effing ask, didn't you?



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Old September 11th, 2012, 04:52 AM   #11
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I've always considered wanker to be masculine. Is there a feminine form of wanker?
There is, at least where I'm from... but I'm not sure it should be used in polite company...

But... If "wanker" is accepted then I guess "frigger" should too??
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Wanker is considered offensive language here in west oz. could land you in court. If the mods are going to let people use this word, then why not all the other 'swear' words? I know a few.
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Old September 12th, 2012, 05:15 AM   #14
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Wanker is considered offensive language here in west oz. could land you in court. If the mods are going to let people use this word, then why not all the other 'swear' words? I know a few.
oops, sorry to offend Mick, did not know. My comments are gone

hey by the way, you receive those trucks yet?
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Old September 12th, 2012, 05:25 AM   #15
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oops, sorry to offend Mick, did not know. My comments are gone

hey by the way, you receive those trucks yet?
Don't be a winker mate!
I find it hard to believe that Mick is offended by the word wanker?
I reckon he's just looking for an excuse to use his finely honed swearing skills!
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Old September 12th, 2012, 05:46 AM   #16
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He`s probably not but why be able to say something in one place and not another? He`s got a point I just don`t like rocking boats, I get sea sick
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Old September 12th, 2012, 06:44 AM   #17
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Wanker schmanker.

This is more like it: Linkage
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Old September 12th, 2012, 07:19 AM   #18
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Old September 12th, 2012, 01:35 PM   #19
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Old September 12th, 2012, 01:41 PM   #20
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He`s probably not but why be able to say something in one place and not another? He`s got a point I just don`t like rocking boats, I get sea sick
Just takes one to ruin the fun..
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