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Old September 12th, 2012, 01:51 PM   #21
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ursle is not a wanker anymore. He never shows up at any of our meetings.
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Old September 12th, 2012, 02:12 PM   #22
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oops, sorry to offend Mick, did not know. My comments are gone

hey by the way, you receive those trucks yet?
I'm not offended, just stating a fact.
If I called a copper a wanker, I would be arrested. If a complete stranger (*or someone I dont like) called me a wanker, I may just punch them in the face.
OTOH, if a mate or Big Nick called me a wanker, I would have to take it in the context it was used. Mates joke and insult each other all the time, it's a bloke thing.
It's an insult and a swear word as much as the rest of em. As we become more desensitised, these words creep into our everyday language and eventually one day may be seen by society as acceptable. But until then

No trucks yet, but it seems the last few things I have got from the US have taken quite a while longer than usual. (usual is 10 working days average) some wheels from Ron took nearly 20 working days last month. I thought they were gone forever.
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Old September 12th, 2012, 02:14 PM   #23
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Old September 12th, 2012, 04:43 PM   #24
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just wondering.... since I'm from the US... does that mean I'm a Yankee Wanker? Or maybe that's just being redundant.
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Old September 12th, 2012, 04:55 PM   #25
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just wondering.... since I'm from the US... does that mean I'm a Yankee Wanker? Or maybe that's just being redundant.
or a Yanker Wankee
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Old September 24th, 2012, 02:41 AM   #26
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just wondering.... since I'm from the US... does that mean I'm a Yankee Wanker? Or maybe that's just being redundant.
No you're just a yankee!
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Old September 24th, 2012, 02:44 AM   #27
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This is so funny! I turned on the tv to watch some football and my son had been watching Nickolodian (sp) earlier and Victorious was on and the were all trapped in a store called "Wankos" lol, first thing I thought of was this thread lol
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Old September 25th, 2012, 07:07 AM   #28
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No you're just a yankee!
if I'm getting some 'help'... does that make me a "Wankee"?
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Old September 25th, 2012, 05:18 PM   #29
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if I'm getting some 'help'... does that make me a "Wankee"?
Hah - Grammerically - I think you're right but as it goes... I think if you're getting help - no. If you're giving, yes.

But we're teetering on the on edge of thread deletion you wolly!
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Old September 26th, 2012, 02:02 AM   #30
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Hah - Grammerically - I think you're right but as it goes... I think if you're getting help - no. If you're giving, yes.

But we're teetering on the on edge of thread deletion you wolly!
I'm very surprised its still here.
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Old September 26th, 2012, 02:26 AM   #31
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I'm very surprised its still here.
I have very high hopes for this thread.
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Old September 26th, 2012, 12:47 PM   #32
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I have very high hopes for this thread.
yep... and every momma loves their ugly baby.
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Old September 27th, 2012, 07:14 AM   #33
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This thread is destined for greatness!
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Old September 28th, 2012, 10:11 PM   #34
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in keeping with needing a "serious skaters only" forum... I think we'd need a "totally worthless and completely irrelevant skaters" forum. Where do I sign up?
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Old September 29th, 2012, 04:09 AM   #35
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in keeping with needing a "serious skaters only" forum... I think we'd need a "totally worthless and completely irrelevant skaters" forum. Where do I sign up?
This is it, and you just did.
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Old September 30th, 2012, 03:45 AM   #36
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Ahh ya wanker is usually used by chicks when slapping a guy on the shoulder for making a bad joke.or the word tosser can be used if your from England.
Im glad crash pants loves this thread like an ugly baby and i only added to it to keep it alive.And cause im a bit of a wanker AKA tryhard.
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Old September 30th, 2012, 04:07 AM   #37
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Caption this:
The most interesting man in the world was reported to say,
"I don't always wank,"

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"But when I do, _______________"
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Old September 30th, 2012, 08:43 AM   #38
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Im glad crash pants loves this thread like an ugly baby and i only added to it to keep it alive....
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"But when I do,_______________"
I do it with both feet in the air!!!
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Old October 1st, 2012, 10:51 PM   #40
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Well, you are, all wankers.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you could display a little more pride innit!
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