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Old February 27th, 2016, 12:33 AM   #1
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Q: Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock?

A: Because it's a little meteor.
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Old March 5th, 2016, 08:57 AM   #2
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{q}where do birds go when they get injured

{a}they go for a bit of tweetment
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Old March 5th, 2016, 10:00 AM   #3
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Old March 5th, 2016, 10:56 PM   #4
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Why did the Lion spit out the clown?

He tasted funny.
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Old March 6th, 2016, 12:01 AM   #5
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Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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Old March 6th, 2016, 10:49 AM   #6
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Q. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
But hippos can get pretty dirty.

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Old April 3rd, 2017, 03:52 AM   #7
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how is a violinist like lightning?

his fingers never strike the same place twice
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Old April 8th, 2017, 04:55 PM   #8
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What's blue and feels like a green marker?
a blue marker

What's big and blue and can swim?
a big blue whale
what's big and blue and cannot swim?
a big blue bus
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Old April 18th, 2017, 02:23 PM   #9
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Q: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto


Q: How does a butcher introduce his wife?

A: Meet Patty
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Old April 18th, 2017, 09:43 PM   #10
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Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A: A Roman Catholic

LOL *snort snort* lol
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Old April 20th, 2017, 02:18 AM   #11
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Why did the IRS agents want to move out of the outhouse?

Because the people upstairs were making too much noise.
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Q: Why did the shark commit suicide?

A: Because he had no porpoise in life
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Q: What do you call a lost shark?

A: Dislocated Jaws
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Q: Why do sharks hang around schools of fish?

A: They're waiting for dropouts
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So, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "What's with the long face?"
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What is the hardest thing about roller skating?

The floor
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