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Old September 3rd, 2008, 04:36 PM   #1
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My 2 and a half year old grandson Marqus came up with a good one the other day. His mother (my daughter) saw him talking to his pet Siamese Betta fish. Marqus pointed down to his pants and said to the fish, "Marqus has a peenis, but Gramma doesn't". My daughter went into the other room and nearly peed her pants laughing.


(Peenis is misspelled to get around the naughty word filter)
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Old October 2nd, 2008, 09:43 PM   #2
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Outta the mouths of babes!

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Old October 2nd, 2008, 09:58 PM   #3
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What have you been showing that kid????????
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Old October 3rd, 2008, 04:27 AM   #4
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My daughter and I have taken turns toilet training him so he knows the difference between boys and girls. He knows Gramma is a girl so he just surmised. My daughter doesn't believe in using baby talk so despite his delay in speech from having a tracheostomy tube in his throat he has a pretty good vocabulary.
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Old October 3rd, 2008, 07:18 AM   #5
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My daughter and I have taken turns toilet training him so he knows the difference between boys and girls. He knows Gramma is a girl so he just surmised. My daughter doesn't believe in using baby talk so despite his delay in speech from having a tracheostomy tube in his throat he has a pretty good vocabulary.
Why did he "just surmise"? He had to have had some previous knowledge to "just surmise".

I really wasn't being serious. I think it is really good to be forthright with your child. Way too many people have hang ups that interfere with the development of a childs' mental development.

For instance, Americans are terrified of the naked body. We are all born naked. Get over it. I don't mean that it has to be flaunted, but it hinders learning when one is embarrassed to even think about discussing the human body. How can you tell your child what to expect in a relationship when you are ashamed of your own body?

I think it will help him later on in life to know these differences. I'd guess someone is being very upfront with him, and explaining things as if they are totally normal. As long as you treat the human body as normal, your child will be normal.
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