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Old June 10th, 2008, 08:36 AM   #1
Tony D
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Default Sexwise

(A radio commercial promoting safer sex within teenagers)
Girl: Have you got any coffee?
Boy: No.
Girl: Have you got anything to eat?
Boy: No.
Girl: Well have you got any condoms?

Boy: Yeahhh! Iíve got pink, blue, orange, red. Strawberry, mint, chocolate, banana, pina colada
Lightweight, heavyweight, bantamweight, flyweight. Thin ones, stick ones, slim ones, slick ones.
Ones with knobbles, ones with bobbles. Some with dimples, some with pimples
Square lipped, polymer tipped. medium, large and er...small

In case you didnít know, girls love it when you come prepared
It shows you care about how she feels, and make you both more relax.
If youíre under 18, and want free confidential advice on sex and contraception.
Call Sexwise on 0800 282930 or visit us on Areyouthinking.co.uk.
ĎSexí, are you thinking about it enough?

Girl: What was the first one again?

Last edited by Tony D; June 10th, 2008 at 08:48 AM. Reason: None of your business really
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