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Old November 29th, 2007, 09:35 AM   #1
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Default You know you're addicted to skating when...

I thought this would be good for the humor forum...

It can be related to Quad or Inline.

You know your addicted to skating when...

When you can't go a day without putting your skates on...
(((Not even nessicerly skating. But when you just have to put them on once a day)))
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Old November 29th, 2007, 04:41 PM   #2
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This has been done in speed and I have a list of over 200 items. But I might as well join in with some of the good ones...

2. when driving your car, you pay more attention to the quality of the pavement then the traffic around you.
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Old November 29th, 2007, 04:42 PM   #3
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3. when your slide board is used more than your ironing board.
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Old November 29th, 2007, 04:42 PM   #4
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4. When you have your wheels shipped to work, so your wife doesn't find out you spent more of the family fortune on skating.
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Old November 29th, 2007, 05:53 PM   #5
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when you are making dresses for your kid to wear and considering the beads to use with them, along with many other issues
Wondering if your child will change their minds and quit


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Old November 29th, 2007, 06:08 PM   #6
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The first thing you do when you're planning a trip is find out where all the paved trails, roller skating rinks, or skateparks are in that area.
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Old December 3rd, 2007, 04:22 AM   #7
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You ride a motorcycle while wearing skates.
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Old December 3rd, 2007, 05:06 AM   #8
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You apply to jobs to where you can get to a local skatepark soon after work lol.
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Old December 3rd, 2007, 01:33 PM   #9
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hey, lets number them...

9. When driving on the freeway, you say out loud "passing on your left"

10. When you go round and round in a parking lot looking for a space for 20 mins doesn't bother you.
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Old December 3rd, 2007, 01:33 PM   #10
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11.You can accurately name what everyone on your team skates on, boots, frames and bearings, but can't remember what your wife wore anytime, ever.
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Old December 3rd, 2007, 01:35 PM   #11
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12. When you have less than 10 toenails.

13. When a rainy day causes depression.

14. When all your computer passwords are "skating" related.
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Old December 3rd, 2007, 02:27 PM   #12
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Great subject - I gotta share this one because it really happened:

15. When you're driving and you close in on the vehicle in front of you, you reach out with your hand looking for the small of that vehicles back... then realize you are driving, not skating.
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Old December 3rd, 2007, 07:03 PM   #13
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16. When you know what Tegaderm is.
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Old December 3rd, 2007, 08:42 PM   #14
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17. You look for a paceline to get into while walking to the cafeteria at work.
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Old December 3rd, 2007, 11:59 PM   #15
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18. when only 3 people fits in the 8 pass van, due to all your junk. (extra wheels, tools, helmet, 2 pairs skates, shirts, spandex, 1first aid kit, case of nutri-bars, sports drink, bearings, bottle of mineral spirits, knee-elbow-wrist pads, etc.....)
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Old December 4th, 2007, 12:19 AM   #16
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19 when you drive from one city, to another city to drop your child off at Nana's house, only to drive to yet a 3rd city to go to the adult session THEN, reverse that to get home!
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Old December 6th, 2007, 06:16 PM   #17
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20.While pondering a New Career Path; you think if work flexibility would allow you to take off during the middle of the day to skate!
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Old December 6th, 2007, 06:47 PM   #18
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21. Another car one. When you are in a nice group of cars travelling on the free way and you're all sticking together because you're speeding. Then someone cuts you off and you get stuck for a minute and you yell at your wife (who's driving) "Get back up there, we're gonna get dropped"
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Old December 6th, 2007, 09:41 PM   #19
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I've done this:

22. Changed a client appointment telling them that I had an unexpected emergency --- skating emergency -- early season, nice weather, had to skate.
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Old December 7th, 2007, 03:01 AM   #20
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When you look and stare at your hubs on your Wiked Lips to see if they are shiny enough that you can see yourself in them!
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