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Old October 17th, 2018, 11:46 PM   #1
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Default Oh no! Oh no!

really dark humor...

Today when I got home from getting groceries and opened the tailgate a sack with a couple large bottles of V8 fell out and one of the bottles burst, splattering a huge area of my driveway and the white trim on the house. It looked like I'd butchered something.

As I cleaned it up I thought "Hope nobody thinks I've been questioning Saudi journalists in my garage!"

(background for anyone seeing this in future years... a Saudi Arabia citizen/journalist critical of the Saudi regime living and working in the U.S. was lured to Saudi consolate in Turkey. At the consolate it appears the journalist was killed and dismembered buy a Saudi hit squad.)
Quando omni flunkus, moritati
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