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Old February 9th, 2010, 11:32 PM   #1
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Old February 9th, 2010, 11:59 PM   #2
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Old February 10th, 2010, 12:09 AM   #3
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Old February 10th, 2010, 12:10 AM   #4
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Does this pistol make me look fat
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Old February 10th, 2010, 12:44 AM   #5
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Now, Now.......don t blame the gun.

Guns don t make fat people, People make fat uh......hmmm...how does that go again?
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Old February 10th, 2010, 12:53 AM   #6
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You are a Photoshop wizard, that's for sure. Yay to the new adventures!!!
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Guns don t make fat people, People make fat uh......hmmm...how does that go again?
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Old February 10th, 2010, 01:04 AM   #8
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Thanks Dec8rSk8r-- I am just a rookie with Paintshop. If I knew what I was doing, my pictures would have chest puppies I'd have Great Danes instead of Teacup Poodles
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Old February 10th, 2010, 01:43 AM   #9
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Hmm, the rusty old hamster wheel is spinning fast and furious in my head right now. We can give ourselves bigger tah-tah's using this you say? It's not too expensive on Amazon.com either! Extra cool!
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Old February 13th, 2010, 05:22 PM   #10
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It was only a matter of time before these
two bumped into each other on Skatelog.

His skating background and sardonic wit was no
match for her sharp tongue and relative indifference.

The rest is history. Some legend, some true,
but all of it combines for one wild ride...



A rare shot of them NOT shooting their mouths off.




Fireworks from the start, he thought it
wouldn't last, but she had other plans.





They were used to trouble on their own, but together
they were a whirlwind and were always on the run.





She wasn't always the sharpest knife in the drawer...




...then again neither was he.




Hungry for action, their appetites knew no boundaries...




...but sometimes his eyes were bigger than his, uh, plate.



Through thick and thin...




...they stuck it out until the big pay off




Success only made her hungry for more
and they just kept going at it until...





...they were lost... <ahem> ...in love.




An ambush caught them off guard one day. It was a close
one, but they wriggled free from the clutches of the authorities.





Their escapades weren't without casualties.




Clyde always felt guilty that they left a man behind.




Eventually things began to get strained.




A hold up was always a day brightener.
Sometimes Larry was too easy to pick on,
but that never stopped them. It was
just too much fun.





No matter what folks really thought, the truth was that
they were always interested in just having fun
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Everyonce in awhile they had to thin the herd a little.




Okay, fine, some people deserve a little kick in the pants.




That brings us all up to date.
They're still on the loose and anything
can happen, so stayed tuned!!!
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Why am I always the bank teller? How come I can't be the barkeep or dancehall girl????
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Hilarious thread.
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How come I can't be the barkeep or dancehall girl????
1) You drink too much-cuts into the profits
2) You refuse to shave your legs-scares the boys-cuts into the profits
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Excellent narrative McTuchas !

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Old February 17th, 2010, 12:45 AM   #16
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Sometimes the stress, and her obvious envy
of his "special talent" made her a little cranky
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Amazing! I hoped photographic proof would surface! Where are the naysayers now?
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Old February 17th, 2010, 08:28 AM   #18
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...Clyde was a good dancer.

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Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
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This time he may have bitten off more than he could chew
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