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Old November 25th, 2010, 01:28 PM   #21
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....The laws of physics do not apply to little children.
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Old November 25th, 2010, 04:23 PM   #22
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When you hear load thumping music.
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Old November 26th, 2010, 01:05 AM   #23
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couldn't you hear that near any club, bar, etc...? what makes loud music KNOW your at a rink...?
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Old November 27th, 2010, 06:27 AM   #24
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couldn't you hear that near any club, bar, etc...? what makes loud music KNOW your at a rink...?
OK, how about this... you hear loud thumping music, it's echo, and the sounds of video games and skee-ball all at once.
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Old November 27th, 2010, 07:25 AM   #25
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You know your at a roler rink when you here the screech of the wheels on the hard wood and the cry of a lil kid for their mommy...........next follows the argument of teaching lil kids to look before jumping out in front of a fast skater much like looking before crossing the road. Yet parents never listen....

I think this question should really be how can you tell the difference between a skate rink and a daycare...... most skating rinks are open at night duhhhhhh
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Old November 27th, 2010, 05:40 PM   #26
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I know, I'm in a skating rink when:

it's colder inside then outside

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Old November 29th, 2010, 03:08 AM   #27
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it's colder inside then outside

Only a Californian! LOL here your out of the wind...so you know!
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Old December 2nd, 2010, 03:37 PM   #28
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couldn't you hear that near any club, bar, etc...? what makes loud music KNOW your at a rink...?
When you see people Shuffling to loud music and little kids running out the way.
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Old December 4th, 2010, 01:54 AM   #29
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You, at a glance can match the skates you see (wheels, boots and or trucks) to skaters. Know which brand each is, but for the life of you can not remember the name of the guy you talked to every Wednesday night for a year.
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Old December 6th, 2010, 06:10 PM   #30
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...when you are laying there with your eyes closed...all hot and sweaty...thinking you've never moved like that before!...your legs are tired and trembling slightly from putting the work in...listening to the music in the background you consider going at it again and again...the wood is hard...

...and you open your eyes to whistles blowing and a youngster standing over you in a black and white striped shirt asking you if you need any help getting up off that floor.
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Old December 9th, 2010, 03:36 AM   #31
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LOL skate till you pass out!
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Old December 15th, 2010, 11:42 PM   #32
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... you're a middle aged guy doing a couple of cheesy front to backs to the beat of 70's music and 20 something chicks think it is cool.
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Old December 17th, 2010, 11:59 PM   #33
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... you're a middle aged guy doing a couple of cheesy front to backs to the beat of 70's music and 20 something chicks think it is cool.
LOL! And then some middle aged chick tries to copy your moves!
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Old December 18th, 2010, 12:07 AM   #34
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Old January 17th, 2011, 02:09 AM   #35
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Old January 17th, 2011, 02:30 AM   #36
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...when you are laying there with your eyes closed...all hot and sweaty...thinking you've never moved like that before!...your legs are tired and trembling slightly from putting the work in...listening to the music in the background you consider going at it again and again...the wood is hard...

...and you open your eyes to whistles blowing and a youngster standing over you in a black and white striped shirt asking you if you need any help getting up off that floor.
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Old January 17th, 2011, 08:49 AM   #37
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You can skate doing the actions to YMCA and Time Warp, singing at the top of your lungs and not feel foolish.

You know you're at a skating rink when the speed skate is on, the call for experienced advanced speed skaters means at least three kids who can barely stand on their skates go and line up with the actual speed skaters
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Old January 19th, 2011, 02:00 AM   #38
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you are a good skater and everyone stares at you whenever you go backwards and do something out of their unusual sight
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Old January 19th, 2011, 09:54 PM   #39
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you are a good skater and everyone stares at you whenever you go backwards and do something out of their unusual sight
wow modesty is definitely not your strong suit! nice to know I know I'm in a skating rink when everyone is staring at YOU skating backwards!
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Old January 22nd, 2011, 12:20 AM   #40
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I am in Hayward. I skate mostly at cal skate Milpitas, but once or twice a week at Golden skate in San Ramon. I was in the Rohnert park cal skate last week for Nor. Cal. skating reunion.
Wow, its cool to be on the other side of the country and skated in the same places as others. I skated at The Golden Skate in San Ramon in the mid `80`s and at a rink in Hayward. Can`t think of the name of the rink in Hayward but I walked from the South Hayward BART station to it. It was right off Mission.

Anyways, you know you`re in a skating rink when you hear the limbo song playin`
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