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Old February 2nd, 2008, 12:32 AM   #1
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Default Viagra in liquid form!!

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Old February 2nd, 2008, 01:04 AM   #2
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Old February 2nd, 2008, 09:14 AM   #3
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ha ha, I already don't know what to do with them!!!
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Old February 2nd, 2008, 03:15 PM   #4
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Better not spike the drinks of the skinsuiters!


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Old February 2nd, 2008, 06:32 PM   #5
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Better not spike the drinks of the skinsuiters!


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Warning - team in red skin suit - warning

Above picture will hurt your eyes. I'm serious don't look! If you look don't go saying that you were not warned!!!!
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Old February 2nd, 2008, 06:35 PM   #6
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Warning - team in red skin suit - warning

Above picture will hurt your eyes. I'm serious don't look! If you look don't go saying that you were not warned!!!!

Thanks. It ain't pretty.
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Old February 2nd, 2008, 08:41 PM   #7
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umm, Bill, do you have that picture bookmarked? C'mon be honest, we're all friends here.
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umm, Bill, do you have that picture bookmarked? C'mon be honest, we're all friends here.

It seems to come up a lot of bikeforums.net...and they aren't as polite about the warnings.
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wow!

quite a lot of red...

so bright I had I could wear shades, but still couldn't miss them
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Skin suited weiners?
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Old February 3rd, 2008, 02:47 PM   #11
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i rofl at this thread
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Old February 3rd, 2008, 04:18 PM   #12
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Some of us don't need the help of this crap.
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I'm guessing all of us. It's for couch potatos.
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Old February 3rd, 2008, 06:25 PM   #14
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Some of us don't need the help of this crap.
If the picture is any truth, then it looked like all they needed was to get on the podium - is that what you do too?

Sorry forget that question, that can only turn into TMI
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Old February 4th, 2008, 06:33 PM   #15
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Man, that photo is like a bad penny. I recognized the url from the last time someone snuck the b@$tard in a thread. Huuuuuuzzzzzzz!
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Man, that photo is like a bad penny. I recognized the url from the last time someone snuck the b@$tard in a thread. Huuuuuuzzzzzzz!

So you bookmarked it too?
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Old February 16th, 2008, 02:01 AM   #18
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Default They finally did it? Released the Viagra Ingrediants



Vitamine E 3%
Aspirin 2 %
Ibuprofen 2 %
Vitamine C 1%
Spray Starch 5 %

FIX A FLAT 87 %

AIN'T LIFE GREAT AFTER 50???

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