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Old April 13th, 2013, 01:17 AM   #1
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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know. She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
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Old April 13th, 2013, 01:42 AM   #2
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Old April 24th, 2013, 05:36 PM   #3
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I got some serious laughs this morning!

Our company is scheduled to have a tornado safety drill today. I was talking with some of my co-workers about it and the fact that we've not been informed by our boss where we are supposed to gather during the drill.

I said "We really need my ex... she always tells me where to go!"
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Old October 20th, 2013, 06:02 AM   #4
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