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Old October 31st, 2014, 12:46 AM   #1
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Default The woman and the farmer

A woman and a farmer entered the same restaurant and sat down at
adjacent tables. The farmer ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of
champagne."

"What a coincidence," said the farmer, who added, It is a special day
for me. I am celebrating".

"It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the
woman.

"What a coincidence." said the farmer.

As they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and
today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant."

"What a coincidence," said the man. "I am a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay
fertilized eggs."

"This is awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens
to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster," he said.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."
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Old November 15th, 2014, 11:52 PM   #2
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Default oh well

its a funny one that .
some truth in the matter ,which is worrying.
remember this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0IDeMs
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Old November 17th, 2014, 02:25 PM   #3
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I thought it was funny.
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