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Old August 29th, 2009, 02:52 AM   #1
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Old August 29th, 2009, 03:30 AM   #2
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lol. That will get em.
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Old August 29th, 2009, 10:17 AM   #3
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Default The Lunatic is on the Grass...

The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.




And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.

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Old August 29th, 2009, 11:16 AM   #4
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^^^^

That is definitely not Margaret Wise Brown's moon up there
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Old August 31st, 2009, 12:36 AM   #5
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I came for the cookies and found Pink Floyd - awesome!
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Old September 10th, 2009, 05:21 PM   #6
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Probably a tracking cookie

Just remember - the cake is a lie!
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Old September 10th, 2009, 08:55 PM   #7
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Gwins- don't be going all intellectual on me here.. I lost about 80 gazillion neurons yesterday, and you're making my head throb
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I thought geeks rocked?
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Old September 11th, 2009, 11:22 AM   #9
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you're not geeky enough to qualify...
...you're just a dork, kind of a douchebag
geek wannabe.
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What the hell are you wack jobs babbling about?
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Old September 12th, 2009, 09:30 AM   #11
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BBbbrrraaaaiiiinnnnsss!
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Old September 18th, 2009, 06:49 PM   #12
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If you're looking for brains you're not gonna find ANY in this thread!
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Old September 19th, 2009, 06:11 AM   #13
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A CYNIC'S PHILOSOPHY


1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

9. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

11. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

12. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

13. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

14. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

15. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

16. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

17. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake as you make it again.

18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

19. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

20. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

21. It ain't the jeans or the genes that make your butt look fat
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